The grass is always greener

Well it has certainly been awhile since i have updated anything.... i am soooooo glad christmas and all the craziness is over!!!!! Everyone had a great christmas i think. Had all the kids here christmas day.... that was nice. And nobody tried to kill anybody, which is truely a christmas miracle.....lol. Now on to new years!!!!!
I can not wait to go out.... has been so long since we have went anywhere!!!!!! Jello shooters here i come! hehehehehehehehe I am bartending at the "club" so by 9 or 10 anyone will be lucky to get the right drink....lmao....... I can see it now..... lacy and i will be piled in a corner somewhere waving our flags her DH got us for the 4th of july party..... they have lights in them..... they are for us to signal that we need help or we have found a hottie somewhere...... lmao. I am sure great fun will be had by all!

been there? ROFLMAO 

Swing Low.............

I saw this a rolled!!!!!! I can SO identify !!! If it werent for cross your heart, mine would be crossing the lower equator!!!! I would love to be able to have those perky young breast again...... wait...... i dont think i ever had perky anything lmao......

Have U Seen This HOTTIE?????

Lacy and I were discussing a long lost friend that she has lost touch with. (He was a real cutie) She was tellingn me she has no was to find him now. His family has moved and she has no way of contacting them.... so i came up with a great idea!!!!!! Someone should start a LOST HOTTIES web site.

I am sure many people have run into this situation. The have lost contact with boy/girl friends they would like to get back in touch with. Maybe they didn't part on bad terms, they just lost contact because of moving or other no ones at fault reasons. We could have a clearing house site like they do for the missing children..... or like the sites where people are looking for relatives. It's not like we can put these missing hotties on the side of a milk carton! We need to have somewhere to find our lost hotties.

Maybe if there is a kind soul out there, we can get someone to donate webspace for a HAVE YOU SEEN THIS LOST HOTTIE site......lol. Men and women can post adds with details of their missing hottie ( last known whereabouts, height, age, etc....) even have a way to print out missing hottie posters to be posted in the real world......

I feel sure this would be a very popular site.... i mean, who of us doesn't have a "Lost Hottie" ?????

Cyber seekers (or Heres your sign!)

Are men really as stupid as they seem to be?
For example........ I was on a couples site, you post your pics and profiles, what you are looking for etc....... I have a pic up of me in a rather racy bustier and mini skirt..... Well this guy IM's me and asks..... "Are you wearing that outfit right now?" (Mind you it is like 10am....) So I reply.... "UHHH Yeah sure am! Wear that outfit all day long!" Now most people would have recognized a smart ass answer when they see one... But not this guy. Oh no!!! He proceed to tell me that he would love to see that and did I have a cam.
Come on now....... What normal person is going to be dressed in PVC at that time of the morning??????? I know chat rooms and instant messages have opened up a whole new realm of naughtiness and fantasy for people. But truth be told, I do not know that many people that want to be bothered by a cyber seeker(especially a dumb one) first thing in the morning.....
Whatever happened to having a normal conversation, u know, hey how ya doing? Cold today isn't it? Where u guys from? Got any kids? And then move on to the matter at hand..... How long u been in the lifestyle? Would like to meet and see if we get along.... That type of thing....... NOT, hey I am really hung wanna see. NO I do not wanna see...... Yours cant be that much different than the other 5000 that I have been sent pics of. No wonder these single guys are still single.
Ok I got that off my chest........ Just needed to rant a bit......

** note to any guys reading this.....
you will get much further sending a G pic than a X pic to a woman.... If she is interested she Will ask for a more revealing shot......